What is an Impractical Lesbian??

Hello world! My name is D (for the moment, at least) and I’m a lesbian! An impractical one at that. What does that mean exactly? Well, grab a cup of coffee or glass of wine or a beer, prop your feet up and get ready to be entertained with what we think an impractical lesbian is. You might want to have a towel close to hand because you should be snort laughing and maybe crying as we all get to know each other.

So, to start this adventure out, I guess I need to talk about myself. Blech!

I grew up in the 70s and 80s with a mom and dad that were very bigoted be it race, color or sexuality. So, in turn I never considered that I was anything other than straight. Until last year. Yes, you read that right. 2018 was when I finally figured out what I really wanted. And it wasn’t a guy! It was a woman. What!!??? That can’t be right. I mean, for God’s sake, I was married to a guy for 22 years. Maybe I was having a mid-life crisis since I was turning 50. Maybe it was a normal reaction after 22 years of marriage and being destroyed by a divorce. Maybe it was a stroke. So, I did what all good people do now a days. I googled! A lot! And the more I googled and read, I started to realize that maybe I did want to date a woman. But that required finding a woman to date and that required socializing with lesbians. Yep, more googling and after talking to a couple of out of state lesbian friends, I joined matchup. Boy! Was that horrible and painful! I felt like I was ordering a woman with all the different options. At the same time, I joined meetup to make new friends that might be lesbian or that might have lesbian friends, because networking works! Found a group of women that were looking to make new friends as well and joined it. And at that first meetup of that new group I met her! The love of my life and soul. My future bride and the holder of my heart. I just didn’t know it then! But that’s her story to tell. Hehehehe. Sorry, but gotta keep you coming back!

So, for me, an impractical lesbian is me. Someone that didn’t know she was a lesbian or bi or whatever label you want to place on me until it smacked me in the head. One that was married to a guy for years and is just now finding herself.

This blog and eventually the YouTube channel will be about all the new and exciting and crazy stuff that my gf and I are learning as we level up in the world of the impractical lesbian! Hope you stick around for the ride.

D